Hi guys for my stop in this Amazing Tour im ging to be hosting a Character interview.
Stacey is not your every day character she´s got the groove like you wouldn´t belive.
here is her epic interview.
The
Stacey (last name unknown) Interview
[This
is Miley Morgan, chief editor and lead reporter for the Edenfield High
Illuminator newspaper. I've been
tracking the mysterious blonde woman known only as Stacey, but she's proven
every bit as elusive as Elyssa Borathen.
According to Justin, this cute and very perky blonde is also extremely
dangerous. Judging from her ample curves
and well-practiced smile, I'm sure her danger is limited only to hyper-hormonal
teenage boys.]
[Because
Stacey has been so hard to track, I used my feminine wiles to convince Philmore
Dinkleweed, a redneck who is also very good at tracking animals, to help me
follow the trail of this nefarious woman.
We have finally traced her back to what appears to be an abandoned
warehouse structure in Scottdale. We are
now sneaking toward the buildings. The
raucous sound of wild animals fills the air, and I occasionally hear the growl
of what sounds like a beast of some sort.]
Stacey: [Apparently having sneaked up behind us.] You
are quite the persistent little beggar aren't you?
Philmore: [Screams and runs away.]
Me: [I manage to wet my pants only a little bit
and recover like a pro reporter.] So,
you've come to face the Truthinator.
Very smart of you Miss—
Stacey: [Smiles (but her cute little dimples aren't
fooling me).] You are very much out of
your depth, little Truthinator. [She
laughs while circling me, running a finger across my back.] Perhaps you should run home to mummy.
Me: You're obviously British. Do you have a green card? Or are you an illegal vagrant living out here
in this junk pile?
Stacey: I'm afraid my proper documentation expired
long ago.
Me: A decade ago?
Stacey:
[Offers me a feral grin (which looks
very convincing I must admit).] Closer
to a hundred, little lamb.
Me: [I laugh.]
Fine, I can see this line of questioning is going nowhere. Why are you following Justin?
Stacey: Isn't he just too cute? Such a young, tender thing. But he's quite lost in this new world he's
stumbled into. He needs an experienced
guide to lend him a firm hand and a gentle touch. [Licks her lips.]
Me: New world?
Are you talking about this Overworld thing I heard someone mention?
Stacey: [Quirks an eyebrow.] Perhaps you're not so foolish as I
thought. I hope you realize how
dangerous such information can be, especially in the hands of a nom.
Me: A nom?
Stacey: [Purrs.]
Oh yes. We call you normals
'noms' for short. Though some of our
kind call you nom-noms.
Me: Like the Cookie Monster when he eats?
Stacey: [Laughs.]
You are a clever girl. Not
exactly pretty, but clever. Perhaps you
should end this quest to expose Justin.
I assure you, I should enjoy being the one to expose him first.
Me: I get the feeling you mean that in a carnal
sense.
Stacey: [Light reflects off her amber eyes like that
of a wild animal.] What other sense is
there, my sweet?
Me: You're really creepy, lady. [I can't help but shudder and literally feel
like a piece of meat as she looks me over.]
Stacey: I am, of course, quite concerned about this
Elyssa girl who seems to be abnormally interested in him.
Me: What are you?
Stacey: [Walks very close to me and traces a sharp
fingernail across my cheek.] That, my
precious, is something you do not want to find out.
[At this moment, I notice two huge shadows slinking
from the dark tree line around the complex and realize they are massive animals
of some kind. I'm a dedicated reporter,
but at this point, I deem it wisest to run screaming after Philmore and hope to
God he hasn't already taken off in the car.]
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Haha this was hilarious Karla! Great character interview and I can't wait to read. :D
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